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Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
- guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
- aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.



- Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
- Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
- Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......



- SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.WO KAISAY SARDARNE.
- MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA



- interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.



- sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig dekhake):
- are yar main ese kahi dekha hain
- second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain
- first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yad aaraha hain.
- second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain.
- first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yah
- to gobar hain acha huaa main es per pair nahi diya.


- a grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet. she asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.


- sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.
Have a nice day